Look at the big fat fortune
cookie
Lying on the floor
It cannot do too much
Oh my, it's such a bore!
I'll bet that if you whacked
it,
Hit it, called it names
I'll bet it's ugly shell
Can shield the prize within.
Let's sit upon the cookie
It could never crack
'Cause even if it did
It's fat ass would not fight
back.
Why don't we whip the cookie
It will squirm to and fro
It cracked...but where's the
fortune?
.......
You killed that long ago.